Gees, this sh*t just got real.
In sporting competition, rivalries emerge that ignite the sport. It seems Georgie K and Ryan Smith have become the Carl Lewis and Ben Johnson of the Olym-picks (there’s a joke in that too). It’s all friendly at the moment but as we count down to the final day on Friday, it could get dirty.
And, just when we thought it couldn’t get any funnier, Alex delivered something that will keep us laughing at Sportsbet for weeks. To give it context, Georgie K is one of our more proactive and favourite Sploggers.
Yesterday’s winners included Jackson, Alex F, Cameron, Domenic and, well, you know who, with a bronze. Cameron is just outside the top five and with a late push could reach the top! It’s never too late to enter.
Full details of the competition, check out the Opening Ceremony blog post.
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Overheard this on the bus today and was dying of laughter inside:
Girl 1: “Hey if I trained like really hard I reckon I could make the olympics next year”
Girl 2: “You’re so stupid you can’t make the olympics next year”
Girl 1: “Why not, if I trained like really hard I could”
Girl 2: “No because the olympics aren’t on next year”
Girl 1: “Wait what? Why not?”
Girl 2: “They’re on every two years so you have to wait until then. But you should definitely train for it”
Girl 1: “Nah two years is too long I’ll just get a job selling nail polish or something instead”
Not a single brain between them
After a close duel in the quarter-final of the men’s 66-kilogram judo competition between Japan’s Ebinuma Masashi and South Korea’s Cho Jun-Ho, the referees awarded the bout to Cho. But when the crowd started to boo, the ruling was reviewed and the decision was overturned.
An experienced Hooker knows how to handle a long pole, goodluck to Steve tonight.
Looks like that ‘pervert’ from gymnastics a few days ago now owns a camera..
https://twitter.com/ScottFilmCritic/status/232907400464699392/photo/1/large
This lady should be the face of the olympics! Knows how to get crowd going..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcmoRy444MY
OUCH! 432lbs on your head would hurt!
http://t.co/5MLfXBSe
The Boomers take on USA tomorrow and there is a huge interest in whether Steph Rice will barrack for Australia or root USA.
woops, I mean’t “root for USA”.
or did I?
Sorry mate..
http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/375871.jpg
What kind of guys get into Equestrian?
http://i.imgur.com/Vy8Ad.jpg
Is it just me or is this logo like a Brazilian times better?
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/603385_449868955045717_286467828_n.jpg
I feel sorry for the diver that back flopped, Effin’ Stephan, I mean we all Feck up sometimes.
If I ever meet Victoria Pendleton I’m going to buy her half a glass of champagne
Funny Olympic worker who loves her job!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcmoRy444MY&feature=player_embedded
What the Olympics are all about…nation with nation
http://i.imgur.com/MVVYW.jpg
Rule 101 of sport, never celebrate to early!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=G2cK2D2Iams
Awesome face-swap haha
http://i.imgur.com/7ZvYT.jpg
Oh goodness its olympic soccer. If i wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, id take some of my single friends to the bar
http://www.google.com.au/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=au&tab=wi&q=funny%20olympic%20photos%20august%202012&sa=N&biw=320&bih=450#i=7
Someone forgot to tell this guy the medals,arent.chocolate
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXM5x6qEIUX0%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded&feature=player_embedded&v=XM5x6qEIUX0&gl=AU
Talk about tripping over yourself x2
husband comes home from work and says to wife, my olympic condoms have arrived there the five colors of the rings, i think i,ll wear gold tonite.” the wife says why not wear silver and come second for a change
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtpASFh78O-0%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded&feature=player_embedded&v=tpASFh78O-0&gl=AU
Now tthis is a winning celebration
I’ve leave you to add the caption to this photo… have a feeling have a feeling he may be referring to the size of the something
http://i.imgur.com/4S66S.jpg?1?3466
Geez clearly I’d struggle if grammar was an event
http://www.throng.com.au/2012/08/hilarious-london-2012-olympic-moments/
Oh dear
Epic fail
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrIh2v4gCtfg&v=rIh2v4gCtfg&gl=AU
mmm kangaroo
https://twitter.com/lolojones/status/231741270421295104
How about this! Read all about it – http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/naughty-melbourne-tabloid-angers-north-korea-20120808-23tpd.html
Now, who is having the last laugh? – http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/outcry-as-racist-facebook–page-labelled-humour-20120808-23tr1.html
Chants at velodrome:
During the women’s sprint – Aussies – “Oi”, “Oi”, “Oi”
During the men’s keirin – Brits – “Hoy”, “Hoy”, “Hoy”
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/35/62543444806536522607613.jpg/
Big game for us tomorrow, the odds are against us…
but there is hope..
We have Jesus
GO YOU AUSSIES!
What is the only sport at the London Olympics 2012 with no medals? – http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/aug/07/safe-sex-london-2012-olympic
Things seem to be going a bit random..so here’s Michael Phelps on a watermelon!!!
http://www.imgur.com/FKzUJ.jpeg
Aussie Video: Shit NEVER said during the Olympics = Hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oss0bTL14eE
Ouch.. Surprised he walked away from this uninjured…186kgs of pain
http://i.imgur.com/6fr6A.jpg
With the continuous focus on ‘winning at all cost’, it is indeed a pleasure to witness the spirit and embodiment of ‘sportsmanship’ being lived out by these three athletics. In my eyes, they are the ‘real’ winners in life.
http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/londonolympics2012/glance/248073/day-at-the-games-day-11.glance
Revised lyrics in reposnse to – http://www.theage.com.au/olympics/off-the-field/kangaroo-condoms-get-a-hop-on-london-organisers-20120807-23ss2.html:
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men shag
Can’t you see, can’t you feel your boner?
Before you hump, cover your gland down under.” (Yeahhh!)
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a stiffy and hopin’ for a shag
I said to the woman, “Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come to hump a plenty?”
And she said,
“Oh, you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women shag and men hump?
Can’t you see, can’t you feel your boner? (ooohh)
Before you hump, cover your gland down under.
Random Fact Time: Any South Korean male who wins an Olympic medal aviods the country’s mandatory two-year military service
http://worldsoccer.about.com/od/internationals/a/Great-Britain-2012-Olympic-Squad.htm
sister problems
https://twitter.com/lolojones/status/224526661859807232
This is the Matrix (real photography)
http://i.imgur.com/cfA5i.gif
What kind of guys get into equestrian?
http://i.imgur.com/Vy8Ad.jpg
https://twitter.com/lolojones/status/229743105056841729
hah I hope he got his ass kicked shortly after throwing that bottle
http://i.imgur.com/rhxgc.jpg
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olympics/rare-sight-6-foo-8-australian-liz-cambage-dunks-in-womens-olympic-basketball-game/2012/08/03/a8c0b4b6-dd60-11e1-8ad1-909913931f71_story.html
If not the first women to dunk in an Olympic game. Amazing to this that it’s actually true
ha ha ha
https://twitter.com/lolojones/status/229274275851411456
P.M.S
https://twitter.com/lolojones/status/230449290483478528
poor gut gets told by Lolo
https://twitter.com/lolojones/status/230691506288197632
poor guy gets told by Lolo
Its just like Steven Bradbury all over again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXn2dN1k_C4
Seems like everyone getting on board the Bolt Bandwagon
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/62099000/jpg/_62099689_police.jpg
I said, young man! http://pic.twitter.com/Aqo5vw5a
“Naughty Korea” medal count http://t.co/AqfAa8Uq