Day 4 of the Olym-picks

The first three days of the Olym-picks have gone brilliantly. We have seen some hilarious that have made us rofl and lol. That’s what the cool kids say, right?

However, a few yet to be named contestants have tested positive for a banned substance. Meme-atine is rampant and when you’ve seen one you’ve probably seen them all. Unless you make one yourself.

Day three medalists have been awarded and free bets added to winners accounts. Congratulations to Georgie, Alex (2), Domenic, Allan and Jack. Check out their entrants in yesterday’s blog.

For full competition details, refer back to the original competition post.

Don’t forget, we want you to share with us your favourite quotes, tweets, images videos or whatever from the Olympics! If you bring us something fresh, original or ingenious, our expert panel of humour judges will award you a medal and a free bet!

Your turn!
Submit your funny quotes, tweets, images or whatever in the comments section and try to win a medal!

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52 Responses to Day 4 of the Olym-picks

  1. Alex says:

    Where did Roy and HG go? Anyone remember these comedic geniuses…
    how do they come up with that rubbish! haha

  2. Ned says:

    Was watching the canoe slalom last night and a commentator said
    ” they couldn’t release their bow until it was too late”
    While talking through one of the runs

  3. Alex says:

    hows this for a badass pic from the olympics skeet shoot…awesome!!

  4. Pat says:

    Eric the Eel and Roy and HG… the two biggest ommissions from London 2012

  5. Pat says:

    Should be saving that kind of behavior for the olympic village

  6. Pat says:

    Apparently Moses got a few golds in the swimmimg back in the day

  7. Pat says:

    Clearly ugliest facial expression is one of the categories judged in the diving

  8. Alex says:

    New Zealand’s first gold medal suggests they really are from Middle Earth!

  9. Nick says:

    Joke is actually on Team USA. While they are blowing out Nigeria, their credit cards are being completely maxed out all over London.

  10. Alex says:

    the wi-fi police! they seek unauthorised wi-fi siganls and shut them down

  11. Alex says:

    Bruce lee plays badminton??

  12. Pat says:

    Apparently North Korea are doing pretty well

  13. Chris says:

    ‘NZ Olympic ex-brothel keeper says he’s no pimp’

    It’s only natural he feels a bit sheepish about it.

  14. Chris says:

    ‘Are scantily clad cheerleaders really necessary at the beach volleyball? ‘

    Is it really necessary for a bear to shit in the woods???

  15. Hocings says:

    Can punters place a bet on – Do Olympic swimmers Pee in the pool?

  16. Ned says:

    no wonder there have been issues with athletes up all night on their phones using facebook and twitter

  17. Ryan Smith says:

    The NBC have come under scrutiny for their coverage of the games, however I think this makes up for it!

  18. Ryan Smith says:

    Residents of Great Bradley in Suffolk are showing their support for their man!

  19. Alex F says:

    Complex tactics from the GB womens basketball team against Australia…

  20. Alex F says:

    “Nearly 100 percent of Olympic swimmers pee in the pool” —- LOL!!!

  21. Alex F says:

    In the 100Kg Men’s Judo finals:
    Vladimir Putin came up to meet Tagir Khaibulaev and the commentator said “The most powerful man in the world… Meets Vladimir Putin..”
    BURN the russian…GOLD

  22. Alex F says:

    How to save a point like a BOSS!

  23. James says:

    Funny Joke
    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
    Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his
    wife the purchase he just made.
    “Olympic condoms?” she blurts. “What makes them so special?”
    “There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
    “What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.
    “Gold of course,” says the man proudly.
    The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver, it would be nice if
    you came second for a change!”

  24. Allan says:

    Jerry Seinfield quote-
    “I have a problem with that silver medal, its like ‘Congratulation, you almost won. Of all the losers, you’re the number one looser. No one lost ahead of you” -Jerry Sienfield.

    Is it me, or does this relate to James Magnuessen… hahah Poor bloke.

  25. Ryan Smith says:

    Spiderman’s ‘not-so-well-known’ female cousin spotted running in female Heptathlon!

  26. Andrew says:

    “She’ll have to do with 80kg in her snatch.”

  27. Ryan Smith says:

    Regina George is now an olympian..
    “I know right? That is so fetch!”

  28. Ryan says:

    Slim Charles from The Wire competing in the female weightlifting???

  29. Pat says:

    If England can compete with the scots and welsh why can’t we claim the kiwis and quadruple our medal tally!

  30. Domenic says:

    The queen letting the Aussies know that team GB is on top!

  31. Vernon J says:

    Hope we see the worlds fastest camera man this Olympics….

  32. Domenic says:

    Find out who of our Aussie swimmers were seen reading porn poolside before their heats

  33. Cameron says:

    Opals add slam-dunk to Games showreel, FIBA officials have so far been unable to confirm whether Cambage’s dunk is the first in women’s basketball at an Olympic Games. But it is one of perhaps only a dozen dunks sighted at elite women’s level.

  34. Andrew says:

    High Jump leg of the Heptathlon and the girls individual jumps come on screen commentator states “well she’s been up and down today” Long Awkward pause… “but I guess that’s what you want” classic dry humor or accidental comedy.

  35. Pat says:

    First sailing results are in. Britain have taken gold, the USA have taken silver and Somalia have taken a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.