Chael Sonnen is the UFC’s ‘best’ trash talker.
The MMA fighter is quotable, interesting and sometimes immensely funny.
His Twitter profile reads:
Godfather of integrity; dual masters in dominance and modesty; once outboxed Hemingway; & author of this year’s bestseller, available NOW on Amazon
As we look forward to him facing Silva on Sunday, we’ve collected some of his best lines purely for your enjoyment!
All of his immense qualities are typified in the below quotes
#1 “You know, these guys want to talk about God. ‘Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.’ Listen, I’m a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system.” God ain’t an UFC fan according to Chael Sonnen.
#2 “Anderson Silva is as fake as Mike Tyson was. They called him the hardest, ‘the baddest man in the world’ but he wasn’t even the toughest guy in America and we had to sit through and listen to that over and over again as he fought lots of tomato cans. Anderson Silva has no interested (sic) in the fight with me and I don’t know what his deal is …” Yep, Chael Sonnen thinks Tyson was a chancer.
#3 “You’re looking at the reflection of perfection. You’re looking at the man who gets all your attention. You’re looking at the man with the biggest arm. At the man, with the greatest charm, the man in Chicago who will do harm to the guy three doors down.” Sonnen reveals his humble side.
#4 “If he wants to leave the division, leave the sport, who cares. Beat it, nobody tunes in to watch him anyways, and his little fake ‘I don’t speak English.’ You want me to let you in on a secret, Anderson Silva speaks perfect English.” Damn Brazilians not wanting to speak someone else’s language
#5 “…when I was a little kid, I’d go outside with my friends and we’d talk about the latest technology, in medicine, gaming, and American ingenuity, and Anderson and the Brazilian kids are sitting outside playing in the mud.” Poverty is a bitch, but Chael doesn’t care about socio-economic conditions in Brazil.
#6 “You tell Anderson Silva that I’m coming over and I’m kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I’m telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it.” Sonnen reveals how he likes his steak cooked.
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